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| TFN Newsletter #18 | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 10:22 PM (661 Views) | |
| NAN17 | Jul 1 2009, 10:22 PM Post #1 |
Chicharito
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Welcome to TFN’s 18th newsletter written by your favourite mod El Cap. Well the saga is almost over. The most exciting, breath taking signing is soon to happen. Yes you heard it here first, Michael Owen will be leaving Newcastle. Bloooooody hell, Cristiano Ronaldo for £80 million. Is he worth that amount of money. Real Madrid seem to think so. It was reported that when he went for his medical, Ronaldo told the doctor he got sexual aroused when he looked in the mirror. The doctor stood there with his arms crossed and replied “I’m not surprised, you’re a goblin” Roque Santa Cruz left Ewood to join up with former boss Mark Hughes. Apparently when Cruz went for discussions with Hughes at The City Of Manchester Stadium it was all in darkness. After a while Cruz finally plucked up the courage and asked “Sir, How many city fans would it take to change these light bulbs”. “None” replies Hughes "we are all happy living in Utd’s shadows" Board stats: Open 22 months, 424 members and 480,604 posts. ----- TFN news #1 – The Betting Exchange During last season we ran The Betting Exchange which seems to have gone down well. TFN’s Coventry supporter and womaniser Ricky came out this years winner and won a £10 voucher. Rumours are he is going to spend it on some fake tan from boots. http://the-football-net.com/topic/7200334/ ----- TFN news #2 – Head2Head We opened a new section for the Summer to replace the Match Day Café. It can be used to compare your favourite players and teams, for example Bramble v Boumsong or Man Utd 1999 v Derby 2008. http://the-football-net.com/topic/7206776/ ----- TFN news #3 – DJ Off Champion Bluemoon won the first ever DJ Off contest with his selection of "The Drugs Don't Work" by The Verve, beating Mercedes' choice of "The Final Countdown". Could this be anymore proof of who is the fairer sex? ----- TFN news #4 - Poster of the month results for June In a first for TFN, there are two posters of the month! Liverpool and Crouch obsessed "In Rafa We Trust" and Blackburn supremo "footyfan000". Well done to both of you and keep it up. If you can’t, then talk to our resident dealer Jimmymac for some Viagra. Well that’s all from me and probably the last news letter I will write. Lets hope the transfer window is a good one. El Cap  http://the-football-net.com RIP Michael Jackson  , lets all do our part and get his songs into the top 10 !
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| MrsPepeReina | Jul 1 2009, 10:29 PM Post #2 |
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Congrats Ron and Footy  what do you mean the last one Monty? |
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| NAN17 | Jul 1 2009, 10:31 PM Post #3 |
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What IRL 
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| Deleted User | Jul 1 2009, 10:31 PM Post #4 |
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Well done So no topic starter? 
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| RN#1 | Jul 1 2009, 10:31 PM Post #5 |
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 ,footy go away the crown is mine
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 TIME FOR YOUR DESTINY RAFA, THE US OPEN IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN | |
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| MrsPepeReina | Jul 1 2009, 10:32 PM Post #6 |
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last newsletter you will ever write? Ya the topic starter, think it should go to MC |
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| NAN17 | Jul 1 2009, 10:33 PM Post #7 |
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I didnt write it. And have never written one. |
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| MrsPepeReina | Jul 1 2009, 10:33 PM Post #8 |
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I wouldnt share it either Ron, and I know you will lwt me "borrow" it from time to time 
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| MrsPepeReina | Jul 1 2009, 10:35 PM Post #9 |
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oh ok, must have been they way i read it |
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| RN#1 | Jul 1 2009, 10:36 PM Post #10 |
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CROUCH15GOD
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It has always suited you the best  ,its coming home soon
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TIME FOR YOUR DESTINY RAFA, THE US OPEN IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN | |
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| MrsPepeReina | Jul 1 2009, 10:38 PM Post #11 |
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that is sooooooooooo true, why dont the powers that be recognise that
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| RN#1 | Jul 1 2009, 10:40 PM Post #12 |
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CROUCH15GOD
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Because this place is run by cowboys or as they like to be called,UNITED FANS |
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TIME FOR YOUR DESTINY RAFA, THE US OPEN IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN | |
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| MrsPepeReina | Jul 1 2009, 10:43 PM Post #13 |
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domination nearly upon them on Ron, you're in a postion of power now, THEY CANT STOP US NOW!!!!muwahahahaha 
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| stacie | Jul 1 2009, 10:49 PM Post #14 |
Dipped in chocolate, bronzed with elegance
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Ohhh yeah, that's what I meant to say. I went hunting for a match day thread for some info on an Arsenal game and found it gone. Not very impressed 
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| tebroc | Jul 1 2009, 11:00 PM Post #15 |
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stacie if you logout and view as guest the match day cafe is still there 
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