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| Topic Started: May 12 2009, 05:25 PM (1,059 Views) | |
| VivaRonaldo | Jul 22 2009, 01:07 AM Post #31 |
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| VivaRonaldo | Jul 22 2009, 01:09 AM Post #32 |
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Not bad for my first press release eh? 
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| paddypower | Jul 22 2009, 01:09 AM Post #33 |
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 Seriously tho well written
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| VivaRonaldo | Jul 22 2009, 01:14 AM Post #34 |
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Cheers Love you too El 
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| paddypower | Jul 22 2009, 01:15 AM Post #35 |
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| VivaRonaldo | Jul 22 2009, 01:17 AM Post #36 |
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Check his press release: El Cap has hopes for Dark Lords Santa Rovers manager El Cap has publicly stated his desire for Dark Lords to survive. "Its going to be a huge task for them but it is possible. They have made 3 great signings and if they hit it off quikly then i can see them climbing the table. They are former Screwfix champions and deserve to be in the top league, ahead of the likes of Liverpool and their one dimensional manager LFC." "I can't say i will take it easy on Dark Lords next time we meet, but if i have a good lead at the top then i will be willing to field a weakened team." Edited by VivaRonaldo, Jul 22 2009, 01:17 AM.
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| paddypower | Jul 22 2009, 01:18 AM Post #37 |
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He just wants lfc relegated
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| VivaRonaldo | Jul 22 2009, 01:19 AM Post #38 |
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shush  He loves me!
Edited by VivaRonaldo, Jul 22 2009, 01:20 AM.
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| cesc11 | Sep 4 2009, 05:32 PM Post #39 |
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The fruit pastille Daily newspaper has released the results from its latest poll. The question asked was: Which manager do you hate the most from this season's Screwfix Premier? Results were very one sided. 91% of votes were awarded to LFC who does himself no favours with the way he handles himself. All other managers bar francesc11 were awarded just 1%, while the Tiraders manager got voted a slightly higher 2%. This is widely believed because LFC himself took the time to vote. This vote had no bearing on results however as LFC was quite clearly the 'Most Hated Manager' by the general public. He is widely expected to release a press conference in the near future defending himself and making lame comments about his opposite counterparts. |
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| VivaRonaldo | Sep 5 2009, 12:21 AM Post #40 |
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'make lame comments about counterparts' U do see the irony right? |
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| cesc11 | Sep 5 2009, 06:56 AM Post #41 |
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No irony at all right there |
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| VivaRonaldo | Sep 5 2009, 02:36 PM Post #42 |
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Oh ok 
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| cesc11 | Oct 13 2009, 03:37 AM Post #43 |
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Accounting error by Stryke The head of the accounting office at "Urine Trouble" has been fired after a huge error in their transfer department went undetected. The transfer would have otherwise gone unnoticed in the footballing world, a standard youth signing with slightly more potential than average. The price however, which has raised eyebrows everywhere, went through the system at the club without being questioned. The subsequent error in placing the decimal point resulted in 12m being lost instead of the 0.12m the player is probably worth. Manager, El Capone, is expected to try and defend the signing by using a large variety of hyperbolic adjectives regarding the youngsters talent, however the majority know better. |
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| cesc11 | Dec 4 2009, 04:07 AM Post #44 |
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Hows this for a everyday event: Jim Reece recently took his 4x4 to the sprayshop for a tasteful re-spray in his team colours. The job was finished in time for him to arrive back on time at the training ground. Approaching the car park he decided to half hang out of the window and boast to his teammates about the paint-job. Unfortunately he lost control of the car and crashed into the changing room wall. The next day, in his courtesy car, he realised he forgot to get his sat-nav from the 4x4 and couldn't find the training ground all day therefore losing some form.
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| cesc11 | Mar 26 2010, 05:15 AM Post #45 |
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'Around The Grounds' with cesc11, a season preview to be released this evening after work 
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